Dear Sun Kissed Shoulders,
You've always been very pale. I would describe you as a milky white colour. But now, after lots of outdoors work on the allotment, you seem to have turned kind of golden. Yes, maybe you are a little pink this evening, but you're more tanned than you have ever been. There is even a line where my vest strap has been sitting. There you are, all sun-kissed and I never knew you could do that. I'm glad you can still surprise me after thirty seven years.