Oh, I do love you, honest I do. You are my city, the place where I've lived for such a long time, place of many memories. And I love so many things about you, the mix of cultures and artsy everything and history, and even though you're ugly in many ways you can be so so beautiful as well.
But I have to admit, it's a bit disappointing coming back to you after being in Italy. I mean, back to the ordinary, back to work, back to English men exposing their bellies just because the sun's come out.